Friday, September 26, 2008

On Germans and Candy

Attention Germans!Ginger is not to be used in candy! It is not a pleasant flavor at all and has nothing in common with other candy-standbys like chocolate, fruit, caramel, or nougat. No matter how much sugar or chocolate you put on it, it is still not a candy.

On the other hand your Kahlua filled balls of white chocolate are delicious and classy. And they sell these things to kids! What a wonderful country.
I wonder if anyone has gotten drunk on candy before..
Only one way to find out! BRB

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Filmmuseum

Hi guys,
after a brief period of no internet (that was a scary 15 hours!) I'm back and blogging to you live.

Today I'm going to tell you about yet another museum. I hope you like these stupid things, cause I sure don't.

Actually, I'm excited because today I'm talking about Filmmuseum. I love movies and apparently Germany has enough to do with them that they have a museum.

First and foremost, the filmmuseum is located in Potsdamer Platz, a very cool area. Kind of like a German Times Square.
Specifically it's in the magnificent and entirely un-germany-like Sony Center.
An enormous and dazzlingly lit (at night) complex that contains not only a huge all-english-language multiplex and an imax theatre, but also LegoLand
Where was I? Oh yeah, the museum.It covered German contributions to motion pictures and had a very cool layout, from the moment you stepped into the first room you could tell you were entering THE WORLD OF FILM.
And then you stepped out of the first room and it was pretty much like any other museum. Interesting stuff though.
It's been kind of a while since I've been there so I will remember what these pictures are of as best I can. This is Max Linder, a German Film Pioneer. Maybe like the first or second?
Did you know that the film camera had it's origin in Germany? It was simultaneously invented in a much more efficient way in some other place though, so they lose a lot of the credit. However, the first public showing of a film was right here, in Berlin.
It wasn't long before movies were being made, like this one, here. Dr. Cagliari's Amazing Moving Castle, or something. They had a lot of these neat little models. I wonder who makes them
Because this is a German film museum, they spent a lot of time on Fritz Lange. What, you don't know Fritz Lange? Metropolis? Die Spinnen? M? Well he's really good ok?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Lang
Watch his movies.
They also had a lot about Marlene Dietrich, a 20's movie starlet, including these incredibly racist little dolls that she always took with her when filming.
Other objects d'interest included this, the very first Academy Award. For Emil Jannings and his work on god-only-knows-what.
By the time I left the Museum Patsdamer Platz was humming with activity- it was a big German movie premier! This is where they do those things.
Wall-E! I loved that movie. And, oh my god, there are some celebs. This is now a celeblog. Just check out this girl, she looks like she's probably famous, right?
Seriously, I don't know who this is, but the crowd was going crazy for her. If anyone knows pls let me know in the comments section.

That's all for now people, here are some of the first movies ever shown, by Max Skladanowsky here in Berlin
Serpentine Dance
Boxing the Kangaroo
2 more days in Berlin!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Bears of Berlin

So, there's something I haven't mentioned about Berlin. Aside from the impressive architecture, rich art scene, and cultural wealth, Berlin also has bears. In fact, they are crazy about bears, it's the city's mascot.

As such they are everywhere. Here is my chronicling of the bears of BEARlin (you see how that works?).
These are the official Berlin Bears, they are everywhere and decorated in various ways
In front of the Humbolt University library
In a mall, right outside a grocery store
In the VolksparkOn the street
On a bus
On Unter den Linden, the Pennsylvania Avenue of Germany
in Prenzlauer Berg, my neighborhood
In fancy Moabit, on a bridge
In Tiergarten

A fitting tribute to Berlin, the city that I'm leaving in about 4 days.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Want More Museums?

Sure you do!

I went to the Alte Museum (old museum). It was very educational, here are some things I learned (about ancient Egypt, and more importantly, about myself).

Lesson 1: Don't put your fingers on the lens when you are taking an otherwise really great picture which includes both the Berliner Dome and the Radio Tower.
Lesson 2: Nefertiti's head is a really big deal.
Lesson 3: They had a lot of (funny looking) gods.
Lesson 4: Alligators love to party
Lesson 5: Oh god, someone get that child out of thereFor more exciting pics check out this album, it's got mummies by the armful.

Alte Museum

Saturday, September 20, 2008

War inna Babylon

If you know as little about Babylon as I did before I went to this exhibition you might wanna check out it's wikipedia entry. It's pretty cool.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babylon

So I told you a couple days ago that I went to an exhibition about Babylon. This update is about that.
The exhibition was called, roughly, Babylon: Truth and Myth. A neat idea to be sure, it was divided into two areas; one historical the other more focused on the Babel myth and legend. This was held in the famous (?) Pergamon, an antiquities museum on museuminsel (museum island) in the heart of Berlin.In case you haven't yet figured this out, this update will use the word 'museum' a lot.

Now this is the first real museum I had been to at this point in my time in Germany and actually the first real museum I've been to in quiet a while. Like, any time in recent memory. So maybe I was easily impressed or something, from lack of museum exposure.

My general rule is to never use the same word twice in two sentences but I guess my goal for this blog entry is to say 'museum' in absolutely every line.
Anyway, it was a really cool museum, having one section for ancient artifacts (think greek and roman statues) and another for Islamic art in addition to the two Babylon areas. I checked out the history first, which featured a lot of actual babylonian relics. It was fascinating at first but eventually became a little bit borring somewhere around the 'farming and agriculture' section (isn't that always where a thing becomes borring?). Lotsa statues, lotsa drawings of Marduk, lotsa tablets with inscriptions by Babylonian kings. Very cool overall.
(ex. The land that does not bow to Marduk I defeat him with my strong weapon -Some King, Babylon, A Really Long Time Ago)

The myth section was the real standout for me, it features a bunch of artistic interpretations of sections of the Babylon story. This is where it becomes interesting, really. Where did the idea of Babylon as the city of sinners come from? Who was this whore of Babylon and can I meet her?
What's the deal with the Tower of Babel? The fall of Babylon? Etc. Etc.
While it was totally awesome to see my favorite Bruegel paintings in their original form, the modern artistic interpretations were easily the most interesting.
Take a look at this modern tower of Babel, for instance.
Now picture that things are being shouted at you in different languages from all around the room and you'll get an idea of what it was like.

However, that was not my favorite- this was.
So some of you may know that Babylon was in modern day Iraq, and some of the people who knew that might know that Saddam Hussein attempted to create historical ties between himself and ancient Babylonian king, Nebuchadnezzar. This piece was created from US magazine covers detailed Sadam's fall from power, glitter, and semen. Yes, semen.

All I can say is I love Berlin and art.

So overall, Pergamon Museum, big recommend. Everyone should go and see it.
I also took a buncha pictures of important old statues or something. Go check out this photo gallery for EVEN MORE CONTENT.
Pergamon Museum

Love you guys,

<3

Jesse

Thursday, September 18, 2008

German Movies (Films)

I'm dying to see a movie, but all they've got is this shit (in German). Wall-E had its big Germany premier today at the Sony Center in Potsdamer Platz, maybe I'll see that.

Will upload pics of that some other time, I think I saw some famous people but I didn't recognize them.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Stock Market Crash

has evidently failed to impact the many 9-euro-croissant sellers along Unter Den Linden.

Pretty area though.


Monday, September 15, 2008

Some of Germany's Famous Castles

Sand castles that is!

I actually saw these within the first week of getting here. When I saw them the sandcastle building contest of which they were a part had already finished and they were half-way destroyed. Part of me thinks this makes them look even cooler, but another part wishes I could have seen the whole thing.

Regret....

Sunday, September 14, 2008

It's Getting Cold Outside...

But really though, it's very cold. If someone wants to send me a hat or something that would be nice.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Subtle Traces of America

Finally I got to scratch my nostalgia itch a bit by attending my very first AMERICAN MONSTER TRUCK SHOW.
It was right in my neighborohood too, albeit to an area I had not yet been to. It was held at the Sportpark Velodrome, some kind of immense soviet sport structure.
Oh boy, hell drivers! Just like we have in America! This is gonna be good (after 3 or 4 drinks).
American Monster-Truck Motor Euro-Tour?
I had assumed it would be inside the drome, but it was actually a rather smallish event, and outside in the german cold no less.
Still, it ended up being pretty awesome. This is some of the aftermath. Boy, they really ran over those cars...

Check out these videos I took!

I actually put something on youtube!!

Video 1
Video 2
Video 3
Video 4

This blog just keeps getting better and better! Hopefully someone will start reading it soon!